STRESSED spelled backward is DESSERTS

Quote(s) for a day (All Mirul’s, Nothing but Mirul’s)

1)
Jeff: Why is it so TINY?
Mirul: Kalau ya GIANT, jadi KADAI tia.

2)
I got the solution……..You put water in the botel, That is the SOLUTION!(Chemistry)

3)
Brunei chicks is the best!
You know why? AYAMKU!

4)
Jeff: Create wireless wah!
Mirul: Just ambil WIRE…..then cut…cut…cut……NAH WIRELESS WAH!

5)
Rif: Player VS Player Fan
Mirul: No, Player VS PlayBoy

6)
Mirul: What are the two largest drink in the world?
Jeff: What?
Mirul: Pepsi and Sarsi
Jeff: Why?
Mirul: Because it is a SEA…….

7)
Jeff: I can’t read your HANDWRITING!
Mirul: So read my TOE-WRITING!