Being Professional Time Waster at best........

Imagine this (Told by Ihsan)

2009-07-21T17:04:00.000-07:00

One day, Two guys working on attachment at Royal Brunei Airline. Ihsan and Jeff sat as they watch the server like they do everyday. Then suddenly, the server broke……….
Ihsan: Boi ROSAK BOI
Jeff: Yah kan?
Ihsan: Awu cuba, kau liat, berasap tu
Jeff: awu ah, berasap ah
**silent in 5 minute**
Ihsan: Cuba kau liat belakang tu
Jeff: awu suda rusak tu
**still sitting down**
Ihsan: gambar eh
Jeff: bah
**Grab camera and take photos**
**silent in 5 mins**
Ihsan: Bah. Antar tia
Jeff: Bah.
**Jeff take out his lappy and send email to HOD to request help from the outsider**

They both live relax-ly and happily =D

STRESSED spelled backward is DESSERTS

2009-05-29T07:35:00.000-07:00

Quote(s) for a day (All Mirul’s, Nothing but Mirul’s)

1)
Jeff: Why is it so TINY?
Mirul: Kalau ya GIANT, jadi KADAI tia.

2)
I got the solution……..You put water in the botel, That is the SOLUTION!(Chemistry)

3)
Brunei chicks is the best!
You know why? AYAMKU!

4)
Jeff: Create wireless wah!
Mirul: Just ambil WIRE…..then cut…cut…cut……NAH WIRELESS WAH!

5)
Rif: Player VS Player Fan
Mirul: No, Player VS PlayBoy

6)
Mirul: What are the two largest drink in the world?
Jeff: What?
Mirul: Pepsi and Sarsi
Jeff: Why?
Mirul: Because it is a SEA…….

7)
Jeff: I can’t read your HANDWRITING!
Mirul: So read my TOE-WRITING!

Blog no.9: I'm bored!, let's make out.............

2009-05-23T17:25:00.000-07:00

QUOTE FOR A DAY

Rush: I'm emo!
Jeff: Why?
Rush: Cause I'm tired....
Jeff: You're Emo, cause You're Tired!
Rush: That's the way I am.......

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Jeff: Have kan Rail Road in Belait?
Rif: Actually It's SHUT DOWN....
Mirul: No, It's HIBERNATING!

WHAT'S HAPPENING!?! (Arif sleepover with Ihsan, June and Hadi)
1. I didn't bring towel to arif house. So I use my UNDERWEAR as my towel.

2. We plan to eat at Liyana for Breakfast. But that is so inappropriate. We got a better idea, We eat at Cikgu Suhardi house, at 6 o'clock in the morning (belum lagi ya bangun kali). Hey, the good thing is he live close-by, No wasting oil there.

3. I dreamed of Zeerah in my sleep, last night. Nothing happen in there. It's just that I dreamed of her as my maid, and she cook me pizza. I blame Arif for this cause he didn't order pizza. (I was f@#king HUNGRY, rif, Seriously f@#king HUNGRY!).

Blog no.8: If a rainforest has a forest fire, does it put itself out?

2009-05-21T06:49:00.000-07:00

IMAGINE THIS - (Told by Mirul and Ihsan)

I entered Sheraton hotel and walk towards the reception table. And to my surprise, I saw Ihsan standing behind the table (From my thought, he work as receptionist). “Hi Jeff” He said “How can I help you?”. Thinking that, this was some-kind of prank, I turn around and avoid him. Then, I saw Arif beside me. He wearing cleaner uniform and holding a broom on the right hand and a duster on the other. “This can’t be happening!?!” I shout in loud tone.

On the corner, I saw Mirul serving drink to the hotel guest. When he notice I was in the hotel, He wave to me with his right hand and shout “Makan di mana?” “Makan di mulut!!!!”.

“Ah kenapa ni!?!”. That voice, it sounds familiar. I turn my head to my left, and saw Rush wearing manager tux. He looks very serious (like he always do). “Antam kau karang boi” he continue.

In my thoughts, this whole thing felt like a nightmare. I ran out of that hotel as fast as I could. Once I reach outside, I trip and fell. I tried to pull myself up but then I witness the “two brothers”, standing on the street. From the the overall suit they wore, they must be working as Road driller. And beside them, I saw “Miss Fluffy” hold an umbrella, shade herself from the sun. “Huh?” I wondered “She must be waiting from them to finish or something”.

And then, a tourist bus stops a distant away from me. I quickly entered the bus. Shock to my very core, I saw a "Katak" seating in the driver seat that is in front of me. “Aku jua punya tu si kibam tambam ah” She says.
(That’s all folks)

Inside the mind of Jeff (location: At home)
It’s a new day, a new beginning. I am now back as the way I am before. It’s time to start over again. I like to thank my friends for supporting me and being there for me through bad times and emotional time. Because of you guys (and girls), I would not be the way I am now. I learned to let go of everything that I can’t change, accept it and move on. I may lose a friend but I gain new ones and treasure the old. Year after year, I experience new challenges. This year, it is sometime I can’t handle and I almost breakdown and lose control of myself. What’s even more difficult is recovering from it. We all have to learn to face these challenges or else, what is there to improve in you?

What lesson learned this year?
1) Never go to close with your best friend
2) Never be depend on one single person in college (or anyway else)
3) Never put your all your trust (or even care too much) on one person.

One day I will look back and laugh. And I will say “Never again! This will happen to me, Never again!”

“Our life course determines on how we handle challenging situations”
By Geoffrey Banggon

Blog no.7: Cuz widdout edukasion, Your Nuttin’

2009-05-20T10:57:00.001-07:00

WHAT’S HAPPENING!?!
1. Mr.j (Chinese friend) finally got a job as a receptionist. Congratulation! His monthly salary is between $400 to $500. See! This is why lots of Bruneian can’t get a job. My friend here, have a High National Diploma, would like to work for 500 dollar a month job. While Bruneians here are being so PICKY choosing a job which they can earn the most. You know what I’m gonna do? I gonna get my National Diploma next year and then……..Work as Orang Cuci Lokang. That shows you how different I am from the rest you people.
2. Josh is here till August. Finally, a Pilipino to hang out with. I haven’t done that since that fat bastard (A.K.A JuanD) left to Sabah, two years ago. What I heard from josh is that he dated two dusun girls lately. So he make fun of my race in high school and then he got two dusun girlfriend in college. From here, I learn KARMA is Bullshit. Start from tomorrow I going to do the same thing. I going to make fun of Chinese for the whole semester, and when I enter to UBD, there will be two Chinese chicks waiting for my…..AHEM! “services”. Just hope I don’t get Expel for doing this in college now.
3. Jonan (my Chinese cousin) is back from Singapore. I got nothing to say here but……………HE SCORED!!!!

QUOTE FOR A DAY
Thousands of my potential babies die on your face, last night.
By Joshua.

Life is anything that dies when you stump on it.

2009-05-20T00:53:00.000-07:00

QUOTE FOR A DAY

Jeff: oh my god! This condom vibrates!
Rush: Ah kenapa? Ada Missed Call?

Ihsan: Siapa order Nasi Katuk Ayam?
Rif: Aku AYAM!
Mirul: Kau ayam!?! Wah basar jua ayam ani......

It’s a good thing we have gravity, or else when birds died, they’d just say right up there.

2009-05-17T02:30:00.000-07:00

What’s Happening!?!
1. Good news! Zeerah finally learned to finish her food, Okay the bad news is, There is no left-over food for me to eat (Damn I miss the old Zeerah).
2. London Kebab is AWESOME! Awesome to the Max!!!!! Except the service Suck……I have to buy a drink at some Kedai Kaling………..And for Tissue, I have to go all the way to Kedai Cina for that stuff, Nah I’m just kidding.
3. I watched Kung Pow for 8 times……..My mission now is to beat my EuroTrip record……….Which I watched 17 times. YES SEVENTEEN TIMES……Now I just relies that I need a HOBBY (or a LIFE).
4. C.S.M and I.S is our last exam. After that, We got NOTHING!!! Absolute Nothing! June is gonna be one boring month…….I wish we got assignment to do.
5. Who’s up for Camping!?! We haven’t decide where to do it. Why couldn’t we use Rush idea? Camp inside the mall on 28th may while waiting to get in the Cineplex Theater to watch TERMINATOR 4. Nice Rite!?!
6. Arif blanja us (me, mirul, ihsan, zeerah and amal) at escapade. The whole thing cost about $88. Yes, my friend, Arif spend about EIGHTY-EIGHT DOLLARS!!! Next, I predict Arif blanja us at CheezBox and spend ONE BILLION DOLLARS!!! Okay my prediction sucks!

QUOTE FOR A DAY
Mirul: I came from ILM.
Rif: Why?
Mirul: Because ILM stands for ” I LOVE MIRUL”, so far all boys FAILED.

Inside the mind of Jeff – {Location: In class)
Everyone should have a time of their life. Laughing, joking or even singing, we need have fun once in a while with our closes friends. It doesn’t matter who they are or where we are. All its matter is what we do that beings us and our friends together. Friendship is something to cherish in our life, nothing more, nothing less.

Blog no.6: You know what!?! You go your way, I go yours!

2009-05-11T17:20:00.000-07:00

Music l listens today: Something Techno! I don’t know what the song name.
Lesson learned: Happy cow means Happy Meat! If you want good meat, Kill a cow when he’s super happy.

What’s my plan for today? –Friday, May 08, 2009-
2 pm – Study maths (damn that Normal Distribution! I really suck at that topic)
3.30 pm – Deposit money at bank. Now I’m serious this time, I’m not gonna decide whether I should spend or save that money again. Hmmmmmm, Huh!?! You know that Logitech wireless mouse at gadong look so tempting to buy. Maybe I should keep the money in my wallet for just another week.
4.30 pm – Study C.S.M. I forgot everything I learned for first 6 months. On 20th may, I’M SO SCREWED!!!!!
5.30 pm – Watch Basketball Game or Play red alert and cryostasis. I would play arif game if the NBA game is so boring and predictable that you know the OUTCOME just by watching the first 5 SECOND of the game.
7.30 pm – Waste time by driving to Supa-Save just to buy some Chocolate Ice-cream (Aim for that Mars or Snickers ice-cream). I do this only If I’m so LAZY to study! Who’s insane enough to read through all those topics that Cikgu Suzy gave us. Why not read everything from Discovery Computer book, huh!?!
9 pm – Download….Download…..Download! Movies and TV shows I mean! If you guys think I’m downloading porn, You are Sick! I can get that from Arif or Rush (and maybe from Mirul too)

Blog.5

2009-04-23T18:54:00.000-07:00

1.It’s already one week since my grandfather passed away. I can’t stop thinking of it. I wish everyday………Everyday I could stop it from happening, But I can’t. I can only pray to God and hope he’s in a peaceful place. He’s gone, but memories of him will last forever. Life will never be the same but I have to move on and be strong. This blog is dedicated to My Grandfather, The man who almost became a Centurion. The man who raise and care one person who in my eyes is the greatest person on Earth, My Mother.

Tong Lim Mon
1913 – 2009

“Darkness covers the night, But there is stars to look up and guide us through the time of despair”
Geoffrey Banggon

2.I like to apologize to everyone in class for the way I acted since the holiday. For the past two month, things have not going the way I wanted. My Mother car accident……….The death of my grandfather, There is not much pain I can handle. My mind have not been in right place lately. I become paranoid, stress out. I sometime black-out at unexpected time. I couldn’t even study or think straight. I am not that workaholic person like I used to be. Every week, I go hang out at night just so I can distract my mind from being depress. I hope everyone can understand. I’ll promise to change, but give me time. I will change, I will…….someday.

Dont get me started, YOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

2009-04-22T21:26:00.000-07:00

In sugar bun again!, surfing the net again! It like da javu again!

Blog no.5: You got to know the rule, before you play the game.

2009-04-22T03:19:00.000-07:00

This is my first time I write my blog at Yappy Kopitiam. Sweet! Hanging out with Jason and Chak. Anyway i m here, I m out! Like i say "The beer are Cold!, and the Girls are Hot!, Lets ROCK!"

Blog no.4: You want ACTION!, I GIVE YOU ACTION!

2009-04-14T06:01:00.000-07:00

Oh man! I’m so tired now. I was just played basketball with my cousin. By the way, he wins against me. He won by 2 points(the winner must score 20 point). No matter, I beat him next time. Damn! Tomorrow got English exam. Got no mood to study. So I just BLOG lah! Or Maybe I can Blog and do Report at the same time. Which is why I present to you:

Report on Why Jeff should not Blanja AMAL

1. Introduction

This report is written on behalf of Geoffrey Banggon, Supreme Commander of PlanetJeff, to examine the reason to Not to Blanja AMAL. This report covers the reasons, disadvantages, and solutions to this horrible task.
Its purpose is to show why Blanja Amal is not WORTH it.

2. Finding

2.1 Procedure

Information for this report were collected by observing and studying AMAL.

2.2 BMW car

Notice that there is a Black BMW car park in front of CIT department. That vehicle is belongs to her (one and only!). The person blanja her, owns a Toyota Landcrusier (second hand). From this, It is unfair for jeff to treat her. To give you brief and clear detail on Jeff Toyota Landcrusier, the car worth $15,000. It has been in his family for 50 year (his grandpa fought the Japanese with that car). The car had been through more the 50 servicing and repairs(at kedai kaling). Clearly, that car is in poor condition now.

2.3 Jeff Bank Savings

Even though, Jeff have nearly about ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS saved in BIBD Bank. He desperately needs that money to buy PS3. His room is very Dull. There is absolutely no entertainment in his room. The only fun activity Jeff can do is playing Tic-Tac-Toh on his WHITEBOARD.

3. Conclusion

The idea of Blanja Amal is totally ridiculous and this practice should not be done by ANYONE.

4. Recommendation

Remind Jeff not to bring his Wallet to college (or let Lim hide it until amal is not around)

Don’t print out receipt when checking allowance at ATM(or she might find out).

When Allowance is arrives, Jeff should spend immidiately until his bank account goes ZERO.

If everything Fails, Transfer to another college, where the girls are WORTH BLANJA-ING.

Blog no.3: Someone told me i was One in a Million, I found out, they were Right!

2009-04-13T06:04:00.000-07:00

mood: confused......WHERE AM I? AH? WHAT AM I DOING?
Lesson learned: The word "LEFT" have four letters, just like "KIRI".

WHATS HAPPENING!?!
1. Last sunday, I did SOMETHING embarrassing. SO EMBARRASSING that i wish i could hide away from this face of the earth. I....I.....I.......WATCH.......GOSSIP GIRLS.......AND I LIKE IT!!!

2. Okay, TWO ASSIGNMENT, TWO WEEKS!?! WHY NOT INCLUDE COMMUNITY SERVICE ALSO!?! HUH? Clean lecturer cars, refurnish their house, masak breakfast, Cuci longkang, KURIK HIDUNG! ahhhh last one, we do that during BREAK TIME!

3. Yes, SHE'S BACK!?! My Gym Dream girl is back! Oh when she SMILE!, it just bright up my day. It is why I keep coming back for just that SMILE. And sometime i forgot that i come there to workout. I wish could be like MIRUL, just go up to his CANDY GIRL, Wearing new Shirt and have Spiky Hair with confidences and all. At least Mirul got something to talk about with her. Like "How much is this sweet?" or "Hey, What's new?". Mine!, I GOT NOTHING! Unless I go like "Ya,know...working out with sweaty guys make me GAY-ER every minute when i come here, For this you should give me DISCOUNT on my monthly fees". Yup, I guarantee you that there will be AWKWARD SILENTS after that.

INDECENT CONVERSATION AT THE WRONG MOMENT
1. At Parking Lot(MTSSR)
Ihsan: Aku isi kereta ku…..PETROL
JEFF: Aku….diesel
RUSH: Aku isi AIR-ING kerata ku…….TERBANG SOLUNA KU!

2. At Bukit Shahbandar
Rush: Apa ada di dalam hidung mu?
Jeff: BULU!
Rush: salah!
Jeff: tahi!
Rush: salah!
Jeff: hantu!
Rush: SALAH! Cap jari!
Jeff: kenapa!?!
Rush: Kerana kau kurik hidung!

3. At Sugar Bun
Mirul: Dari mana kamu ani?
Ihsan: BUKIT SERI KENANGAN!!!
Rush: Ngalih ah!!!! <---- BITCHY BANAR!

Blog no.2-Though we not in the case, but just in case.

2009-04-11T14:58:00.000-07:00

Mood- emotionless, I got no soul.
Music I listen today: Yovie and Nuno – menjaga hati
Lesson learned: Finding replacement is easier to be said than done, but once it’s done, ITS DONE!!!!

Mirul have been talking about his CANDY GIRL for the past few days. It kinda makes me jealous and wonder “WHERE’S MY GYM DREAM GIRL!?!”. She’s not around the gym lately (for two weeks now). Remember when I say I do whatever it takes to have her as mine. Or I will travel the around world to search her. I WAS JUST KIDDING!!! No way I gonna do those stuff. WHY!?!

Two reason.
1. Traveling is expensive.
2. Who in the right mind would travel around the world to search for some GIRL. (This only happens in movies……..EUROTRIP!!!!)

Okay, even if I have cash(like I do now). I would just go to LABUAN. And hook up with some chick for one night stand. Nah!, I’m just joking…….I would go to JAPAN. Japanese girls are hot, hot, hot, hot, SMOKING HOT. If you put me in bed with one of those girls, I’M GONNA ROCK HER WORLD!. I swear when I am done with her, she wouldn’t walk right for weeks.

Top 10 Quotes from Rashidi, Mirul and Ihsan

2009-04-09T02:29:00.000-07:00

Quess who says each of this Quotes below:

10. Ah Apa!?! tumbuk karang!!!!

9. Kalau kau simpan pendrive dalam hidung mu, Laju tu!!

8. First you go straight and then you go GAY!!!

7. I dont know how to do this(homework), so i sit down and KURIK HIDUNG all day....

6. WAAAAAAAHHH!!!! RUGGUT YO POSTER MU TU!!!!! <-okay imagine a 60 year old father says that.....

5. kalau they use K-9, we use K-10!

4. Kamu rock!?!

3. You don't believe me I could fly, Gep

2. Siapa mati, KALAH!!!

1. SIAPA YANG DRIVE NI AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!?!?!?!?!

Blog no.1 – I know who i am. I da Dude playing a Dude disguise of another Dude.

2009-04-08T22:34:00.000-07:00

Mood – sad, cause I m still a virgin.

Music I listen today – D’massiv – cinta sampai disini……I love this song.

Food for thought – Chocolate paradise

Lesson learned: Dont called fat people “Fat” UNLESS THEY ARE REALLY FAT.

It’s quiet. Bored out of my mind. Staring down on my laptop wait for something to happen. It’s not like this ever happen to me for the first time. This jacket I am wearing couldn’t warm me, I wish I could grab my own jacket left back in my car. Ihsan in front of me is so annoying. Could this GUY shut up for once. Lim and Arif having time of their life playing counter-strike. That game suck by the way. Okay its 11.21am, now they playing DOTA. Don’t they know I play this game just so I could get along with this guys. I don’t really like playing computer games. Seriously WTF! Some guy introduces me this game. I don’t want to name him, of all the stuff in world, He give me this piece of shit. TORADORA, Left4Dead, and a anime about some mermaid going to school, this all SUCK. I only watch that show just so I could have in common with him. Dude, I lied when I say I stop watching this show, actually I hate it entirely. It not funny, its not romantic……ITS JUST DUMB. Don’t criticize me, it just that I’m 23 YEARS OLD. I got a life, dude, other then watching anime all day. Woooo Okay now I’m tired. I stop for now, and continue on tomorrow morning. Come back to my blog, I promise you, I bash more on Anime tv shows.