Blog.5

1.It’s already one week since my grandfather passed away. I can’t stop thinking of it. I wish everyday………Everyday I could stop it from happening, But I can’t. I can only pray to God and hope he’s in a peaceful place. He’s gone, but memories of him will last forever. Life will never be the same but I have to move on and be strong. This blog is dedicated to My Grandfather, The man who almost became a Centurion. The man who raise and care one person who in my eyes is the greatest person on Earth, My Mother.



Tong Lim Mon
1913 – 2009


“Darkness covers the night, But there is stars to look up and guide us through the time of despair”
Geoffrey Banggon


2.I like to apologize to everyone in class for the way I acted since the holiday. For the past two month, things have not going the way I wanted. My Mother car accident……….The death of my grandfather, There is not much pain I can handle. My mind have not been in right place lately. I become paranoid, stress out. I sometime black-out at unexpected time. I couldn’t even study or think straight. I am not that workaholic person like I used to be. Every week, I go hang out at night just so I can distract my mind from being depress. I hope everyone can understand. I’ll promise to change, but give me time. I will change, I will…….someday.

Dont get me started, YOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

In sugar bun again!, surfing the net again! It like da javu again!

Blog no.5: You got to know the rule, before you play the game.

This is my first time I write my blog at Yappy Kopitiam. Sweet! Hanging out with Jason and Chak. Anyway i m here, I m out! Like i say "The beer are Cold!, and the Girls are Hot!, Lets ROCK!"

Blog no.4: You want ACTION!, I GIVE YOU ACTION!

Oh man! I’m so tired now. I was just played basketball with my cousin. By the way, he wins against me. He won by 2 points(the winner must score 20 point). No matter, I beat him next time. Damn! Tomorrow got English exam. Got no mood to study. So I just BLOG lah! Or Maybe I can Blog and do Report at the same time. Which is why I present to you:

Report on Why Jeff should not Blanja AMAL

1. Introduction

This report is written on behalf of Geoffrey Banggon, Supreme Commander of PlanetJeff, to examine the reason to Not to Blanja AMAL. This report covers the reasons, disadvantages, and solutions to this horrible task.
Its purpose is to show why Blanja Amal is not WORTH it.

2. Finding

2.1 Procedure

Information for this report were collected by observing and studying AMAL.

2.2 BMW car

Notice that there is a Black BMW car park in front of CIT department. That vehicle is belongs to her (one and only!). The person blanja her, owns a Toyota Landcrusier (second hand). From this, It is unfair for jeff to treat her. To give you brief and clear detail on Jeff Toyota Landcrusier, the car worth $15,000. It has been in his family for 50 year (his grandpa fought the Japanese with that car). The car had been through more the 50 servicing and repairs(at kedai kaling). Clearly, that car is in poor condition now.

2.3 Jeff Bank Savings

Even though, Jeff have nearly about ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS saved in BIBD Bank. He desperately needs that money to buy PS3. His room is very Dull. There is absolutely no entertainment in his room. The only fun activity Jeff can do is playing Tic-Tac-Toh on his WHITEBOARD.

3. Conclusion

The idea of Blanja Amal is totally ridiculous and this practice should not be done by ANYONE.

4. Recommendation

Remind Jeff not to bring his Wallet to college (or let Lim hide it until amal is not around)

Don’t print out receipt when checking allowance at ATM(or she might find out).

When Allowance is arrives, Jeff should spend immidiately until his bank account goes ZERO.

If everything Fails, Transfer to another college, where the girls are WORTH BLANJA-ING.

Blog no.3: Someone told me i was One in a Million, I found out, they were Right!

mood: confused......WHERE AM I? AH? WHAT AM I DOING?
Lesson learned: The word "LEFT" have four letters, just like "KIRI".

WHATS HAPPENING!?!
1. Last sunday, I did SOMETHING embarrassing. SO EMBARRASSING that i wish i could hide away from this face of the earth. I....I.....I.......WATCH.......GOSSIP GIRLS.......AND I LIKE IT!!!

2. Okay, TWO ASSIGNMENT, TWO WEEKS!?! WHY NOT INCLUDE COMMUNITY SERVICE ALSO!?! HUH? Clean lecturer cars, refurnish their house, masak breakfast, Cuci longkang, KURIK HIDUNG! ahhhh last one, we do that during BREAK TIME!

3. Yes, SHE'S BACK!?! My Gym Dream girl is back! Oh when she SMILE!, it just bright up my day. It is why I keep coming back for just that SMILE. And sometime i forgot that i come there to workout. I wish could be like MIRUL, just go up to his CANDY GIRL, Wearing new Shirt and have Spiky Hair with confidences and all. At least Mirul got something to talk about with her. Like "How much is this sweet?" or "Hey, What's new?". Mine!, I GOT NOTHING! Unless I go like "Ya,know...working out with sweaty guys make me GAY-ER every minute when i come here, For this you should give me DISCOUNT on my monthly fees". Yup, I guarantee you that there will be AWKWARD SILENTS after that.

INDECENT CONVERSATION AT THE WRONG MOMENT
1. At Parking Lot(MTSSR)
Ihsan: Aku isi kereta ku…..PETROL
JEFF: Aku….diesel
RUSH: Aku isi AIR-ING kerata ku…….TERBANG SOLUNA KU!

2. At Bukit Shahbandar
Rush: Apa ada di dalam hidung mu?
Jeff: BULU!
Rush: salah!
Jeff: tahi!
Rush: salah!
Jeff: hantu!
Rush: SALAH! Cap jari!
Jeff: kenapa!?!
Rush: Kerana kau kurik hidung!

3. At Sugar Bun
Mirul: Dari mana kamu ani?
Ihsan: BUKIT SERI KENANGAN!!!
Rush: Ngalih ah!!!! <---- BITCHY BANAR!

Blog no.2-Though we not in the case, but just in case.

Mood- emotionless, I got no soul.
Music I listen today: Yovie and Nuno – menjaga hati
Lesson learned: Finding replacement is easier to be said than done, but once it’s done, ITS DONE!!!!

Mirul have been talking about his CANDY GIRL for the past few days. It kinda makes me jealous and wonder “WHERE’S MY GYM DREAM GIRL!?!”. She’s not around the gym lately (for two weeks now). Remember when I say I do whatever it takes to have her as mine. Or I will travel the around world to search her. I WAS JUST KIDDING!!! No way I gonna do those stuff. WHY!?!

Two reason.
1. Traveling is expensive.
2. Who in the right mind would travel around the world to search for some GIRL. (This only happens in movies……..EUROTRIP!!!!)

Okay, even if I have cash(like I do now). I would just go to LABUAN. And hook up with some chick for one night stand. Nah!, I’m just joking…….I would go to JAPAN. Japanese girls are hot, hot, hot, hot, SMOKING HOT. If you put me in bed with one of those girls, I’M GONNA ROCK HER WORLD!. I swear when I am done with her, she wouldn’t walk right for weeks.

Top 10 Quotes from Rashidi, Mirul and Ihsan

Quess who says each of this Quotes below:

10. Ah Apa!?! tumbuk karang!!!!

9. Kalau kau simpan pendrive dalam hidung mu, Laju tu!!

8. First you go straight and then you go GAY!!!

7. I dont know how to do this(homework), so i sit down and KURIK HIDUNG all day....

6. WAAAAAAAHHH!!!! RUGGUT YO POSTER MU TU!!!!! <-okay imagine a 60 year old father says that.....

5. kalau they use K-9, we use K-10!

4. Kamu rock!?!

3. You don't believe me I could fly, Gep

2. Siapa mati, KALAH!!!

1. SIAPA YANG DRIVE NI AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!?!?!?!?!

Blog no.1 – I know who i am. I da Dude playing a Dude disguise of another Dude.

Mood – sad, cause I m still a virgin.

Music I listen today – D’massiv – cinta sampai disini……I love this song.

Food for thought – Chocolate paradise

Lesson learned: Dont called fat people “Fat” UNLESS THEY ARE REALLY FAT.

It’s quiet. Bored out of my mind. Staring down on my laptop wait for something to happen. It’s not like this ever happen to me for the first time. This jacket I am wearing couldn’t warm me, I wish I could grab my own jacket left back in my car. Ihsan in front of me is so annoying. Could this GUY shut up for once. Lim and Arif having time of their life playing counter-strike. That game suck by the way. Okay its 11.21am, now they playing DOTA. Don’t they know I play this game just so I could get along with this guys. I don’t really like playing computer games. Seriously WTF! Some guy introduces me this game. I don’t want to name him, of all the stuff in world, He give me this piece of shit. TORADORA, Left4Dead, and a anime about some mermaid going to school, this all SUCK. I only watch that show just so I could have in common with him. Dude, I lied when I say I stop watching this show, actually I hate it entirely. It not funny, its not romantic……ITS JUST DUMB. Don’t criticize me, it just that I’m 23 YEARS OLD. I got a life, dude, other then watching anime all day. Woooo Okay now I’m tired. I stop for now, and continue on tomorrow morning. Come back to my blog, I promise you, I bash more on Anime tv shows.