Tuesday 14 April 2009

Blog no.4: You want ACTION!, I GIVE YOU ACTION!

Oh man! I’m so tired now. I was just played basketball with my cousin. By the way, he wins against me. He won by 2 points(the winner must score 20 point). No matter, I beat him next time. Damn! Tomorrow got English exam. Got no mood to study. So I just BLOG lah! Or Maybe I can Blog and do Report at the same time. Which is why I present to you:

Report on Why Jeff should not Blanja AMAL

1. Introduction

This report is written on behalf of Geoffrey Banggon, Supreme Commander of PlanetJeff, to examine the reason to Not to Blanja AMAL. This report covers the reasons, disadvantages, and solutions to this horrible task.
Its purpose is to show why Blanja Amal is not WORTH it.

2. Finding

2.1 Procedure

Information for this report were collected by observing and studying AMAL.

2.2 BMW car

Notice that there is a Black BMW car park in front of CIT department. That vehicle is belongs to her (one and only!). The person blanja her, owns a Toyota Landcrusier (second hand). From this, It is unfair for jeff to treat her. To give you brief and clear detail on Jeff Toyota Landcrusier, the car worth $15,000. It has been in his family for 50 year (his grandpa fought the Japanese with that car). The car had been through more the 50 servicing and repairs(at kedai kaling). Clearly, that car is in poor condition now.

2.3 Jeff Bank Savings

Even though, Jeff have nearly about ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS saved in BIBD Bank. He desperately needs that money to buy PS3. His room is very Dull. There is absolutely no entertainment in his room. The only fun activity Jeff can do is playing Tic-Tac-Toh on his WHITEBOARD.

3. Conclusion

The idea of Blanja Amal is totally ridiculous and this practice should not be done by ANYONE.

4. Recommendation

Remind Jeff not to bring his Wallet to college (or let Lim hide it until amal is not around)

Don’t print out receipt when checking allowance at ATM(or she might find out).

When Allowance is arrives, Jeff should spend immidiately until his bank account goes ZERO.

If everything Fails, Transfer to another college, where the girls are WORTH BLANJA-ING.

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